I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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