you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
