So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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