we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
