Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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