what if I'm pregnant?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.