I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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