i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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