New invention idea: vibrating tampons
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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