He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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