You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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