Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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