is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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