Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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