Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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