If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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