Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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