I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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