I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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