S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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