god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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