If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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