I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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