there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Someone stole a lamp last night.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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