Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
God, I missed his penis.
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