Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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