At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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