You work out of a Hotel?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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