That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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