People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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