did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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