Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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