What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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