Pappa wants mamma naked
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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