So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
