Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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