Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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