Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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