Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
So apparently I’m into choking now
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