i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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