was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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