his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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