office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I want her autograph on my taint
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
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