First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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