Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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