You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
There's even glitter on my cock...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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