We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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