Umm I'm too high to move.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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