they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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