I swear she didn't look like that last week.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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