Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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