Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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