Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My first STD was from a foam party
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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