do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i dont even know how to be here
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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