Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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