I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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