Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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