Dual....:-)
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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