Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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